dear god

CAN I REALLY SAY THE N WORD?

Jesus christ what have you done to us! ...Just kidding! I want to congratulate everyone on a job well done this week, from what I hear from the judges you were all just LOVELY to work with… seriously!

hole did you use deez for ur look

deez nuts bitch

HOLE and GOOCH


✧ MAYA
For me this is the only MAJOR FASHION MOMENT happening on the runway, so thank you for that. I mean those wigs! If your hair isn’t twice the height of your head you are not doing drag!  I love the almost latex like peanut butter and jelly garments you’ve created too, and the accessories are cute and clever besides the sunglasses… I wish you didn’t cover Gooch’s face! Of all the judges this week, I think you had the most room to take creative liberties with the face, because you were essentially working with a blank canvas…. so it would have been nice to see you push /that/ aspect of the makeover, but this has definitely redeemed what Isaiah did to That Girl.

✧ TAYLOR


Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat INDEED! Both of these looks are extremely severe and you really did turn a tragic concept into something fun and gorgeous at the same time. I think Gooch looks perfect, but your outfit is a little bit bland in comparison. However your hair is hilarious and your presentation was a hoot, so I think this is a strong week from you!

✧ ANDREW
I really love this presentation. Conceptually cute, which comes as no surprise from you, but your execution details are what really sell everything here. The tall wigs inherently reference each other without being too same-same and that’s refreshing. You took advantage of what I’ve been recommending to the other girlies and you experimented with opacity... It’s the future of online barbies! Anyways, I also love the detail of being taller than Isaiah. It’s really impactful because I can actually see these two in a frame together rather than two barbies pasted next to each other. Also haha art’s short as fuck lol! I’ll tell everyone right now that apart from Sterling, towards whom I am obviously biased, you’re certainly my winner of the week!

✧ DANIEL
Overall, like this quite a bit. Not a huge fan of the random peanuts but I get the connection. Your hair is great, hers not so much. Don’t like her glasses either. Makeup and outfits lovely though.

✧ ISAIAH
Hey bitch! Wtf why is google docs capitalizing me? Anyway i think you did a good job this week. Idk if u know this but i personally enjoy being dipped in jelly so participating in this challenge was everything i could’ve asked for and more. I think the only critique i’d give you is that i wish you’d given me the peanut hair. I want a peanut on my head

JENNA SAIS QUOI and T’EST LA VIE
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OTUwqwZhjLGKsn1tgn4jWsTqSJHkxoqX/view

✧ MAYA
Firstly, I’d like to acknowledge that of everyone here you definitely had the hardest task: how do you translate your judge to a completely different medium, maintain recognizability and still serve a makeover… and I think you really delivered! Taylor looks STUNNING, I am obsessed with this face, it really looks like the Nineteen base but (sorry Taylor) better! In terms of fashion, it’s pretty as always but not crazy exciting, although I think the juxtaposition of the Western historical dresses with the more Eastern hair is cute and unexpected. This is a great makeover for sure, and I hear you have some real gags up your sleeve that I can’t wait to see!

✧ TAYLOR
Wow this is a serve. I think I’m outshining you a little bit here, but it’s hard to find two equally hot looks that fit the same concept, so I’ll give you a pass there. You really pushed me out of my comfort zone by having me wear my hair down while wearing a gown because it’s something I never do… you really took me to the next level! My main criticism is that I’m eating you up so much I wish you made yourself look even better.

✧ ANDREW
I must echo the room, you made Taylor really stunningly beautiful as a sim! You really succeeded in your task of using a very different medium and still convincing us that A) yes this is Taylor herself and B) she looks sickening, no?! The actual garments themselves are really pretty, and the styling is a bit of a step out of your comfort zone. I’m really not saying that you ever need to be UGLY but I just KNOW you can deliver something that is both gorgeous and completely out of left field! With that being said you definitely did pull your references from all over and gave us something fresh and you. The setting of course is also gorgeous and really helps everything out. As much as I think you *deserve* to feel comfortable reaching the final 4, I can’t predict the psychic damage that Maya has planned for tonight. If you DO make it there, I want something that really GAGS everyone… and what a wonderful time in the competition to deliver that!

✧ DANIEL
Beautiful! Really great submission, well thought out, well executed. T’est La is definitely outshining you a little bit but overall a marvelous job.

✧ ISAIAH

help

JEZEBEL and HUSSY


✧ MAYA
Concept wise I think you’re unparalleled in this competition … time after time you’ve proven that you’re one of the most creative contestants here and this is no exception! Unfortunately I think as a returnee I really have to come down with the magnifying glass on you and it’s the small details that take this down a peg for me. I think, as a whole you both look stunning, but with a more abstract concept like what you’ve gone with the color story needs to be a bit more cohesive to really read a ‘family resemblance’ in the makeover. The shading is definitely improved from the drafts you showed me, but the rendering is still a little rough around the edges in some aspects … in some places I can see that’s intentional to go with the painterly concept, but in other places it feels more sloppy than painterly, like the hair. That being said, if you can dot your i’s and cross your t’s I can really see you being top dog looks wise in this competition.

✧ TAYLOR
Your makeover is FIERCE! I don’t think Hussy would normally present something like this, so I like that you really put your own unique spin on her drag. Sadly, I really don’t like your dress though. It doesn’t have the same gentle vibe as Hussy’s and I’m assuming it’s a sunrise vs sunset moment but even then I think you could’ve chosen a prettier colour palette for your own outfit. I don’t think the paintings you chose complement each other and she’s majorly outshining you.

✧ ANDREW
Wow, we look great! I want to get my two criticisms out of the way, I don’t really love the color story you chose for your face, especially in contrast with your shoulders. Secondly, and this I already told you, I think your drawing style could benefit from more intense highlights and shadows that reflect whatever light your fantasy exists in and would make everything look really 3-dimensional and alive. With that being said, your drawing style is very painterly and leaning into this for your concept was really intelligent and very creative! I also want to attest to the other girls that you were certainly hard at work in the sweat shop! I didn’t want to critique any style choices for your avatar in progress but I certainly didn’t hesitate for MY look, and you really turned me out! She’s everything I could have wanted from my Jezebel fantasy, thank you!

✧ DANIEL
Half and half on this. Concept is great, paint details are gorgeous, but the nitty gritty details don’t stand up. I think the silhouettes are kinda odd and they could’ve used some more time in the oven, but I’d still eat these half done cookies.

✧ ISAIAH
What you’ve done with the faces here is VERY beautiful and striking. My own personal problem with this look happens when i start to look… down. I’m not a big fan of what either of your makeovers are wearing. I actually think you could’ve benefited from potentially wearing less so that we could focus on the amazing work you did on your avatars faces.