12 POINTS MOLDOVA

Well! What a fun challenge where NO feelings were hurt. You seem to already know us but I guess on our panel tonight we have style superstars Miss Tay and Donaam, and we’re joined by EXTRA SPECIAL guest judge -- blogs page provocateur VansAccountNumber534!

wow vans looks beautiful

vans looks so soft

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HOLE


✧ MAYA
I think you did a great job as the opener of the roast! Personally the takeoff was a little shaky but GOD when you got there did you get there. Maybe it’s the narcissist in me but the entire section about me had me absolutely rolling. As openers go, you set the bar high for the other girls, which is exactly what this assignment called for. On the runway this week your look is fierce and serviceable and those tits are definitely marked, but I think you accidentally showed yourself up with your roast look which is far more imaginative and playful.

✧ TAYLOR
Yet another great showing from you this week. I quite enjoyed your comedy and you had several funny moments, and I think you did a great job at embracing being the opener of the show. You certainly set the standard for the following acts! I must admit, I don’t think I like your runway very much. The tomato look you made for the Roast was MUCH more of a serve than this harlequin looking thing you wore down the runway. I really wish you had just added a touch more sparkle to that tomato look and worn that because it would have absolutely been my favourite look this week. However, there’s no harm in doing an extra look so it’s not too big of a deal I suppose! Bravo™!

✧ ANDREW
NGL I wasn’t really on board at the start. By the time you started actually roasting everyone the jokes got really funny and you did an excellent job, I just wasn’t always laughing at your filler jokes. Personally I’m a fan of how you both roasted me really simply AND stroked my ego by flirting with me! I love your roast presentation just because it makes me want to yell “BOO THIS HOLE STINKS!” Your runway is mostly great, I just personally don’t love the hair or the gold tinsel? sponge? necklace atop her otherwise bare chest. Regardless of my taste it’s avant garde and visually appealing, TOOT!

✧ VANS
An absolutely exceptional roast. Starting everyone off, I truly believed the roast would get better as it went on, however it actually started with, in my humble opinion, the best roast of the night! My personal standout line was “People haven’t been so mad about a chimpanzee since that monkey started the AIDS epidemic.” It really set the tone for the roast and truly had me belly laughing. I am not an expert on looks and what not, but I must say you truly did steal the show for me this week, thank you for an excellent week!

Nicole Grr


✧ MAYA
If getting this submission out of you hadn’t been like pulling teeth I would have never known you struggled with this challenge! Everything was super cute and funny, and I think the greatest strength of your submission was the editing -- everything flowed really effortlessly and the set made sense as a whole in a really pleasing way so all of the jokes ended up complimenting each other well. I like what you were going for in your runway but something about the color palette is off to me -- for a runway highlighting shine everything seems pretty muted and low contrast. I think even just a simple switch to a darker or black background would have really helped the honestly gorgeous headpiece pop and read more glitzy!

✧ TAYLOR
I think you’re amazing! You’re so quick, but you know exactly how to land a joke and when to wait. I wanted you to come after ME! I was sitting here like, DO ME! DO ME! What a pretty runway! Like most of the others tonight, it just isn’t shining as bright as I’d like it to. This is quite a step up from last week Miss Grr. Good job!

✧ ANDREW
You were a frontrunner for me this week for sure! Your roast was funny, clever, and had a really nice flow that gave it an effortless energy. Some of the other girls’ sets felt long to get through but yours kept me engaged. The jokes were paced well and they all landed! Regarding your runway, I really love everything from the head up. The headpiece fits beautifully on the hair and the makeup is good, but I don’t love how your garment is hidden behind really boring long hair. Like I said last week, just kick it up a notch with the hair detailing. Strong work overall!

✧ VANS
This was absolutely remarkable. I cannot put into words how much I appreciate the effort put into this week's effort, and it truly showed by your submission. Everything was pleasing and very easy to follow, whilst also being very diverse and entertaining in their delivery. There are no words of wisdom I would give to this effort, you understood the assignment completely AND delivered! The look is also beautiful, and whilst not the most out there, satisfactorily fits the agenda at hand. WAY TO GO NICOLE!!