My my my what a mess we made last week! Good thing we let him sweep wherever he goes!
Hello hello hello ladies! Top 6 already? That doesn’t so-
*THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN*
Halleloo bitches! Please welcome back a queen whose time was cut far too short… Jezebel! That’s right, Jezebel has been given a SECOND CHANCE at the crown. Welcome back my darling, I’ll have my eye on you!
Back to what I was saying, for this week’s maxi challenge we’re hosting the very first annual HEITERS ROAST! You guys know how this works, you’ll be doing a bit of stand up and roasting our guest of honor, panel of judges, and fellow queens!
Now, to squash any rumors of production rigging I’ve also decided to give Jezebel a bit of an upper hand this week. She has so graciously provided us with this week’s run of show, which is as follows:
Opening the show will be HOLE, followed by:
TURQUOISE HEIDI
NICOLE GRR
OSAMA BIN LAYLA
JEZEBEL
E.A.T.A.D.I.C.
And finally, JENNA SAIS QUOI will be closing the show.
Your roast segment will be submitted privately to me to be aired live during the runway.
I’m sure you’re eager to find out who our roastee will be, so without further ado, our guest of honor is the one and only... AliBonico! And on the panel this week we’ll also be joined by another legend of the Tengaged blogs page… VansAccountNumber534!
To spell out exactly who is fair game for your roast this week, the full attendees list is as follows:
GUEST OF HONOR: Ali (@AliBonico)
HOST: Maya (@boyfriend)
JUDGES: Taylor (@doodyful) and Andrew (@donaam)
GUEST JUDGE: Vans (@VansAccountNumber534)
CONTESTANTS: Turquoise Heidi (@ILoveSleep), Jenna Sais Quoi (@baekhyun), Osama Bin Layla (@Hunty), Ebony Alexis Tamriah Anne Davenport Indica Carrington (@konohavillage1), Hole (@Yaxha), Nicole Grr (@KingGeek), and Jezebel (@Stering_butter)
And remember, this is a ROAST, so make it funny!
On the runway this week, category is LET IT SHINE! Inspired by all things #Bonico, we want to see your jewels, sequins, gems, lurex, whatever glitters is gold baby!
In addition, the bottom two queens this week will be lip syncing to ‘It’s My Life’ by No Doubt.
This challenge is due on Sunday, June 6th at 11:59 PM EST. If you need an extension, you can reach me via mails here, aliengelic#0121 on discord or naomihitme on Skype if like, you’re being held at gunpoint and for some reason Skype was the only thing installed on your phone and you need my help for some reason.
