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OSAMA BIN LAYLA (Cristina La Veneno)


✧ MAYA
I’m not totally familiar with La Veneno so I’ll reserve judgement on how accurate your portrayal of her was, but for the most part it seemed kind of one note. Your answers were always at a 10, which works for a bit but then we need some variety or the same crass style of answers starts to tire. There were some standout moments though, like calling Bree’s son a [TRAIN PASSES BY LOUDLY], or ‘blanco como la leche’ both got good laughs out of me! I like your runway, but again I find myself having trouble with an unnecessary reveal. I think the first look works perfectly well on its own and is a cool, modern take on something Fran might wear now (and actually, would wear now https://video-images.vice.com/test-uploads/_uncategorized/1583014355553-191125_SHOT_01_019_02_RGB.jpeg ) but the second look is a little unresolved and totally dragging the first one down.

✧ ANDREW
I’ll admit at the start of the show I was laughing a lot and saw you at the top of the pack. As I kept reading though, your answers stopped surprising me and I got pretty bored. I must agree with Maya, I also died when you started yelling about Bree’s son. Your runway was definitely the weakest for me. First of all I’m just biased because I’ve worn the pre-reveal wig you chose like 7 times in the past year, but second of all the reveal into (what I’d consider to be) a poorly executed rendition of a worse Fran Drescher look that you started with. And if you’re gonna drop the ball on the garment(s), at least give me good hair!

✧ TAYLOR
When you walked down the runway tonight, I wish you didn’t do the reveal because the green coat is much better than what was underneath. Sadly I do not know who you chose for your Snatch Game so I can’t comment on your portrayal, but as you know I’m not one for explicitly sexual humour so your jokes didn’t really make me laugh very much.

✧ DRU
Your first look was the dog’s bollocks, but the second was a bit dodgy. I wish you’d kept it on, mate. I was chuffed with a few of yer jokes, like you callin out that bird’s fudge packer of a son, but the rest of it was bugger all.

its been real

its been real

walk a mile in these louboutins

EBONY, switching to non-menthols may have done wonders for your health but your failing lungs did wonders for our hearts. You’re safe.

Hey Siri, what’s a 4 letter word that rhymes with “chafe”? Not waif, that’s JENNA SAIS QUOI, and she’s safe.

That means HOLE, while everyone else wore tan, you were the lady in BLUE (or red... or pink and green...)! You’re a winner baby!

Sixth week of Sara Tina in the bottom

@Hunty, do you have a deal with Hole?

It’s time to find out who in the bottom three Hole has chosen to save.

NICOLE GRR, I’ve actually been to Tokyo and your performance in the snatch game this week didn’t remind me of there at all. Does Hole remember things differently?

OSAMA BIN LAYLA, on the this week you were la bomba y la veneno in more ways than one. Does Hole have your antidote?

SEROTONINA, on the runway this week you rolled the dice to win, but your snatch game wasn’t exactly landing you the starring role. Will Hole give you your callback?