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In defense of my boredom Jan 10, 2009: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
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But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.
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Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
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Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation,.
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does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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I want people in my rookies game to talk!!!; Points: 19 4 comments
New Tengaged things... Dec 28, 2008: So I might be slow at things, but I just noticed the new group design with the side thingy and the karma levels whatnot. What other plans are in store for tengaged in the RECENT future? I've heard that the shop will expand on Jan 1st? Anything else that a noob such as I should know?; Points: 16 2 comments
Confused about buying colors Dec 27, 2008: One question:
Can you skip colors?
I have enough money to get an orange card, and I've been trying to save up for a green as it is the most economically efficient way to go up the color ladder(without waiting forever). However, I don't know whether or not this is possible. I don't want to risk by buying an orange card before the green, as it sort of ruins the economic benefits. Does anyone know if I can just skip yellow/orange cards for the green, or do I have to buy the colors in order?; Points: 20 7 comments
Hmmm... Dec 16, 2008: So I joined another casting game in attempt to actually get enough money to play rookies, which is all I want. My tiff starts in my last game:
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So I am nominated near the end. Everyone is telling me "oh, I gave you a 1, so you are safe for defo" and it raises my confidence because the majority say this to me. And what happens, I'm evicted...I don't know if my math added up wrong or I was just played, but whatever. It's a game.
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I join another game in attempt to get the money. My last game I was fairly quiet and thought that I need to get myself known. So this game I organize a big alliance. We pretty much choose who we wanted out and we got our wish. So then I get nominated (probably because of "spamming") and everyone says "you are definitely safe. 1 for sure. You're my frien.d." Same scenario as before, and then...
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evicted. Everyone mourns my loss, but do they really? I'm just wondering am I just always being played and backstabbed? First because I was just less active and second for being too powerful?
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So I'm a bit pissed, which is why I'm writing this. I guess my tengaged luck is pretty pathetic. All I need was $8 for a yellow, but no. I get 10th and get stuck with another casting...sigh.
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Feel free to ridicule me. I need to further lower my staggering confidence.
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Stars 5 Dec 13, 2008: So I've heard rumors about this conspiracy to let noobs (like myself) sign up of Stars 5...very enticing. Only one question about this: when do I sign up? I'm really confused about signing up for Stars and when that is supposed to happen...especially since I am a noob. And what is the target color level?; Points: 10 4 comments
Who am I? Dec 1, 2008: That's a good question. I really have no idea myself.
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So you want to know who I am? In the past two games, I've been called a noob, sheep, bitch, whore, communist, conformist, useless bastard, pervert, innocent, inexperienced, and sexual. Feel free to add to my list. I'm an ever changing blob with no sense of unity.
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I try to be original, but everything I say comes out familiar. I try to be unique, but what I say is always the same. I try to be random, but it become very common.
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I perplex myself. So don't ask me "who I am." But if you want the most honest answer, just look to my avatar; the symbolism is overflowing like a clogged toilet.
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black colors=nothing absurdly flavorful about myself
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black suit=ideally, I am a bit more formal in how I speak (in blogs, not necessarily games)
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hair swoop left=I consider myself on the liberal side
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quivering lips=I am reserved, taciturn; speak only when spoken to
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wide egg-shaped eyes=I am an observer
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imperfect tie= imperfect player=imperfect being
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So that's how sad I am; I rely on computer pixels to describe myself. But I'm not a full depressed emo goth wanting to spread the word of my life's misery. I just like writing apathetic thoughts and digress; Iwant to explore and truly find out
who am I.
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So I will embark on writing blogs to help that process of self discovery. And even if I don't get accepted to that tengaged idol boggy thing, I will still be an avid blogger. And I warn you, I am NOT the perfect person, I will NOT say the ideal things, I will NOT be what you expect me to be.
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So let me write.
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and for all those that write or think TL;RD, well screw you. This is for MY entertainment. You didn't have to click on my blog. Have a nice day :); Points: 38 5 comments

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