Four days remain until applications close for Big Brother One™: World Powers. It is confirmed that there will be a 25 dollar prize. Fifteen players will ensue bragging rights along with the 25 dollar prize, but only one will get it. Do you have what it takes to move into the Big Brother house?
Big Brother wants YOU! Yes, you - to sign up for Big Brother season 1, "World Powers"! Are YOU interested in moving into the virtual Big Brother house and struggling for power, safety, and luxuries week in and week out? But you're too much of a DUMB ASS to figure out how to navigate the site? Then you've come to the right place! Below, we've concocted a step-by-step guide for all of you DUMB ASSES out there! :] [Obv. Kidding]
2. Once you have chosen your Big Brother house guest, you must register an account to the board. Your name MUST BE the Big Brother house-guest's name of your choice. It can be their full name, or just their first name - NO NICKNAMES. Link to register: http://z15.invisionfree.com/____powerstruggle/index.php?act=Reg&CODE=00
Welcome to the exciting Big Brother game! A summer-long endeavour in which fifteen house guests engage in a high impact power struggle. The house guests must endure competitions, and avoid weekly evictions. The house guest that remains standing, following the chain of evictions and shuffling of power will be rewarded a 25 dollar prize upon the game's end. Who has what it takes to move into the Big Brother house, outlast the other fourteen house guests, and claim the twenty five dollar prize? Find out this season, on Big Brother!
So I'm on call with ShayyBayy, and she's applying for a job...
The highlight of this call, is that ShayyBayy doesn't even know her own fucking address. She was in an urgent need of it in order to apply for the job, and subsequently had to call her mom in order to get retrieve it.
Furthermore, she's applying to work at KFC; she's living her lifelong dream - pictures of her happily clocked in at her "heaven-on-earth" will be uploaded at a later date, keep a quirked eyebrow.