So I'm on call with ShayyBayy, and she's applying for a job...
The highlight of this call, is that ShayyBayy doesn't even know her own fucking address. She was in an urgent need of it in order to apply for the job, and subsequently had to call her mom in order to get retrieve it.
Furthermore, she's applying to work at KFC; she's living her lifelong dream - pictures of her happily clocked in at her "heaven-on-earth" will be uploaded at a later date, keep a quirked eyebrow.