"A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." - Frank
"Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion." - Dee
"I'm gonna get drunk and play some video games 'til my eyes bleed." - Charlie
"Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!" - Frank
"Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. Girls can't fight, they don't have muscles." - Dennis
"I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless." - Frank
"She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lower your standards a bit you'd get laid more." -Mac
