To make a long ***** story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my *.

Sep 18, 2017 by tessanne_chins

I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?"

He was like, "Yeah, but not the black and the green ones."

*short pause*

MOTHERFUCKER, WHO SAID I HAD EASTER JELLY BEANS?

*long pause*

To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And it's 24 hours later and I ain't found none yet.

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To make a long ******* story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ***.