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To make a long ******* story short, I put a whole..
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To make a long ******* story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ***.
Sep 18, 2017
I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?"
He was like, "Yeah, but not the black and the green ones."
*short pause*
MOTHERFUCKER, WHO SAID I HAD EASTER JELLY BEANS?
*long pause*
To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And it's 24 hours later and I ain't found none yet.
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I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?" 
