comes in to work to explain the reason why your restaurant doesnt carry the literal three vodkas anyone EVER tries to order is how the choice was "intentional" and our vodkas are "small batch" and "sustainable"
not one moth later one of the ppl who works for one of the vodkas we carry comes in for a training and by the end is bragging about how its the top vodka in russia, top 5 in europe, top vodka in xxx country in yyy country in zzz music video
buts its a small batch sustainable brand tho #girlboss