American police have officially revoked #WillyEx's green card and have exxxxpedited him off tengaged soil indefinitely 4 crimes against jakeluvspickler's thighs. He will be held w/ out bond in his native homeland: Puerto Rico. Trial d8 has been set a year frum now.
Prosecutor MoreBeastThanYou had deez words 2 say outsyde of da Tengaged courthouse:
Bryan: I feel lyke da judicial system on tengaged dat we all fawt 4 finally paid off 2day. Now if yew will xxxcuse me I have 2 get home and pick ma UFC dream teams. Gud day 2 yew all and god bless.