1.) Always try and ho 1 person at a tyme.
2.) If yew ho multiple ppl in 1 blog chances are no1 will see it because it will be rage negged. Same goes 4 trending said person(s).
3.) Think calmly and rationally when ho'ing sum1s lyfe in a blog. (Plan out yo blog and use facts and screenshots 2 support it) Just in case da lil cunts delete it 2 prevent yoself looking lyke a fool.
4.) Use spell check b4 yew post. Ppl need 2b able 2 read da shade yew are casting on dem. [Skips dis step all da tyme becuz fuq yew jenzie]
5.) Try and keep da vulgarness down 2 a minimum. Cuz da last thang yew need is da lil pussy yew are calling out 2 run 2 Tengaged_Moderation and lose yo shop stock 4 a week.
6.) Try and be creative and funneh. Funneh as in comical. Nawt funneh as in da lil red headed german rager w/ acne all ova his face.
7.) Always try and publicize/xxxtort yo xxxtra-caricular activities whetha dey be league videos beating bitches in da face. (Because T_M luvs a gud league plug and will soften da blow when it cums 2 dem dulling out yo punishment)
If yew have any otha tips dat yew'd lyke 2 add do so in da comments
Is Danielle Donato doesn't give a shit about capguy1 or his cochlear implants. But if he thinks he can use ma bitchiness 2 his advantage as a shoulder 4 capguy1 2 cry on and use his ass as a vote in staws (sumfin I maself would do) yew got anutha thang cumming bitch. I see yew!
[1/11/15 7:31:54 PM] CapguyLA: http://www.tengaged.com/blog/sharkskin/6043310/im-pissing
[1/11/15 7:32:35 PM] Danielle Donato: that is so mean
[1/11/15 7:32:38 PM] Danielle Donato: -15
[1/11/15 7:33:03 PM] CapguyLA: Story of my life on tengaged
[1/11/15 7:33:23 PM] Danielle Donato: I am really sorry you have to go through that :(
[9:20:24 PM] #Shawk: Nawt gunna lie qwert looks lyke he knew wat he was doing in dat gif
[9:20:55 PM] #Shawk: Give him andychuck's snapchat
[9:20:59 PM] jenz: LMFAO
[9:21:12 PM] jenz: show us those wukong skills YAS!!!!!!!
