1.) Always try and ho 1 person at a tyme.
2.) If yew ho multiple ppl in 1 blog chances are no1 will see it because it will be rage negged. Same goes 4 trending said person(s).
3.) Think calmly and rationally when ho'ing sum1s lyfe in a blog. (Plan out yo blog and use facts and screenshots 2 support it) Just in case da lil cunts delete it 2 prevent yoself looking lyke a fool.
4.) Use spell check b4 yew post. Ppl need 2b able 2 read da shade yew are casting on dem. [Skips dis step all da tyme becuz fuq yew jenzie]
5.) Try and keep da vulgarness down 2 a minimum. Cuz da last thang yew need is da lil pussy yew are calling out 2 run 2 Tengaged_Moderation and lose yo shop stock 4 a week.
6.) Try and be creative and funneh. Funneh as in comical. Nawt funneh as in da lil red headed german rager w/ acne all ova his face.
7.) Always try and publicize/xxxtort yo xxxtra-caricular activities whetha dey be league videos beating bitches in da face. (Because T_M luvs a gud league plug and will soften da blow when it cums 2 dem dulling out yo punishment)
If yew have any otha tips dat yew'd lyke 2 add do so in da comments
People are always posting blogs about petty drama between them and one or two other people on Tengaged, and sometimes it's just to address the person who's blocked/filtered them. Then again, most of them nowadays go a step further and spam it to half of Tengaged as if everyone cares. And why not? You could get a top blog, some t$ and a cheeky bit of attention! So here's a concise guide to making a self-indulgent drama blog, using random examples.
1. Cut off all contact
Don't go near the person who wronged you- they're armed and dangerous. Don't let people tell you that you should deal with the issue like an adult, by addressing the only person the issue concerns directly and trying to clear it up, this issue effects everyone and you need to make it as public as possible.
2. Pick a catchy title
Remember that this is an issue of national importance, and people need to be informed that someone didn't buy you a gift after you bought them one or voted you out of rookies 11th, so be sure to pick a suitably dramatic title such as 'Right, Time To Lay Down The Law' or 'This Needs To Be Addressed... Before It's Too Late'. This'll let people know you mean bizniz, and you're not gonna stand around and let society disintegrate by letting people neglect to wear the design you gifted them.
3. Address your audience
Remember, always start off with a sentence like 'As you all know, MikeRORO and I have been involved in a lot of drama recently'. It doesn't matter if no one knows you or them- it stands to reason that if you know what you and one other person have been bickering about, so does everyone else. Do a quick recount about how they beat you in The Duel and didn't apologize just for anyone who isn't Mr. Current Affairs.
4. Send out a warning
The next part of your blog should be to smear the offender- and smear'em good. People need to KNOW what they're capable of, and it's up to you to make this a public service announcement. Say shit like 'you may think MarkB101 is a good person, but what you didn't know is they don't care if they beat you in frookies' or ' ohgod is truly disgusting- ruining a charity game is the lowest of the low'. Really let your opinions show, what they've done is horrible and abhorrible and the public need to know.
5. Spam it
Now you need to deliver the word to the public. Start off with your Skype list, using a message such as 'People need to know the truth about realityfreek' or 'This needs to be a top blog', remember again that this is a *SERIOUS ISSUE* and if it doesn't get to top blog, our morals as a society could be at risk. Once you've finished with Skype, mail the rest of Tengaged. If you're too lazy to spam people one by one, then just make another blog linking to your drama blog every 10 minutes. Don't be disheartened if no one seems to take interest, or people just neg, post it another 50 times till it makes top blog. This is important.
6. Reap the benefits
After this you can ignore any attempt the offender makes to patch things up- you've got Tengaged on your side now. People will show how much they care about the issue with comments such as 'Huh?', 'Who cares...' and '+15 :) save me in stars', and you can sleep easy knowing you let Tengaged know what an asshole TheGoodMan is for exposing your premade alliance in a rookies.
So with that, you've got yourself a top blog and now everyone knows to watch out for rapboy after he tried to steal the stars seat before you in your frat. You've done a good deed for the world and now you're richer and have one more top blog to put on your CV or resumé. You've really done yourself proud mert.
