Ok b4 saying I'm a ratchet thursty cunt of a troll. I'm actually trying 2 help Jon w/ his problem. So plz save yo h8 4 sum1 who actually deserves it: jenzie
Dis guy must be srsly fucking hideous 4 yew 2 have ignored him bcuz frum wat cheznahuf tells me yew don't usually turn down tricks. So I'ma help yew out gurl. Dis is wat yew do.
Yew have 1 of 3 options:
Go out 2 fucking lunch w/ him. IF and ONLY IF he is paying. Dats a free fucking meal ho. Are yew crazy bitch? He's giving yew compliments about yo looks dat aren't even nearly accur8 so yew might as well give him a sliver of a chance. Bite da bullet and suck his dyck lyke Playboyy told yew!
Da otha option is da old "I'm just looking 4 frands" Dis is da equivalent 2 saying "Hey I'm nomming yew in staws but let's stay in tuch so I can find out if I'm a counter 2morrow" 2 let him down gently.
Or yew can throw out a doozy dat might end up having sum backlash 4 yew in da futcha. Yew can always tell him yew are HIV+ or recently were infected w/ a serious sexxual transmitted disease 2 defer any furtha sexual advances frum him. Technically it's lying but just because yew haven't contracted it (italics)YET(italics) doesn't make it untrue.
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