1. If you have a lisp, technically there's no need to come out, they'll already have guessed, but don't let that stop you having your dramatic coming-out story, just don't expect surprise.
2. If you're a jock, buying Mens Fitness is a sure way of letting people know you're gay, there are only so many ways of getting a 6-pack in 6 weeks, all information already available for free online, so leave a copy lieing around, they'll soon get the message.
3. If you're an Italian Catholic female, don't come out, just become a nun, your parents will be happy because you're married to Jesus and you'll get the pussy every night.
4. If none of the above apply to your particular circumstances, and you're afraid to come out directly, just leave your computer open on Tengaged, your parents will see Tengaged and realize you're gay in all of 2 seconds.
