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Tengaged Guide to Coming Out to Parents

Jul 9, 2012 by ohgod
1. If you have a lisp, technically there's no need to come out, they'll already have guessed, but don't let that stop you having your dramatic coming-out story, just don't expect surprise.

2. If you're a jock, buying Mens Fitness is a sure way of letting people know you're gay, there are only so many ways of getting a 6-pack in 6 weeks, all information already available for free online, so leave a copy lieing around, they'll soon get the message.

3. If you're an Italian Catholic female, don't come out, just become a nun, your parents will be happy because you're married to Jesus and you'll get the pussy every night.

4. If none of the above apply to your particular circumstances, and you're afraid to come out directly, just leave your computer open on Tengaged, your parents will see Tengaged and realize you're gay in all of 2 seconds.

Comments

Very informative. I think this will serve as advice for generations of tengaged users(even though we all know tengaged won't last that long).
Sent by ecologydude,Jul 9, 2012
lmafo @ 4
Sent by ThePinnapleGod,Jul 9, 2012
Yay for number 3

thats what I did tbqh
Sent by RiDsTeR,Jul 9, 2012
LMFAO
Sent by Teddybear,Jul 9, 2012
#4 is what happened to me
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Sent by Diva1,Jul 9, 2012
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