heres a couple more!
On Thanksgiving day a boy and his family were getting ready for there guest to come over. The boy went outside to take the trash out and heard bitches and basterds, so he went in side and asked his mom what it ment and she said ladys and gentlemen. So he went back outside and heard harry pussys and big dicks, so he went inside to ask his dad what it ment and he said hats and coats. So he was upstairs with his dad and his dad said shit, so he asked his dad what it ment and his dad said its his new shaving cream. So the boy went down stairs with his mom and she said fuck so the boy asked and his mom said it meant she was stuffing the turkey. So when the guest arrive he said welcome bitches and bastards, put ur harry pussies and big dicks on the wall, my dad is upstairs shaving the shit out of his self, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!!
Joke 2!
One day Lil' Johnny was sitting at home waiting for his relatives to come over. He overheard his parents fighting with each other yelling, "YOU BITCH," "YOU BASTARD." Being so young, Johnny had never heard those words before and asked his parents what they meant. They replied, "Bitch means lady and bastard means gentlemen".
Satisfied with this answer the boy went to his room. He heard the neighbors having sex. They were repeating the words "DICK and "CUNT" over and over and over. Again, Lil' Johnny was curious and asked his parents what those words meant. Thinking fast, his mother said, "Dick means coat and cunt means jackets."
Once again Lil' Johnny was satisfied with the answer and headed to the bathroom, but his father was shaving and he had to wait. Fearing that the boy might wet himself, the father shaved faster. He went a little to quick and ended up cutting himself, "SHIT!!!!!" he yelled. "What's shit mean daddy?" Johnny asked. His father, stuck for an answer said, "it means shaving cream." Lil' Johnny did his "business" and his dad went back to shaving. His next stop was the kitchen, there he saw his mother preparing the turkey. As she reached for a knife she ended up cutting herself. "AW FUCK!!" she yelled. "What's fuck mean mommy", the boy asked. "It means stuffing the turkey."
Finally, the guest arrived, Lil' Johnny went to the door and said, "Hello bitchs and bastards, may I take your dicks and cunts? Dad's in the bathroom putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Joke 3!
a boy is watchin his dad shave and the dad cuts his chin."bollocks"
"whats bollocks dad"
"shaving"
boy goes downstairs and his mum cuts her finger while cutting the turkey!"fuck!"
"whats that?"
"cutting the turkey!"
dad comes down and trips over some toys."shit!"
"wha-" "toys,son"
they go out and get caught for speeding.
"wankas"dad retorts."and thats the police son!
later at home.
there is a knock on the door.boy opens to find the police.
"oh hello wankas, mind the shit on the floor,dads up stairs shaving his bollocks,mums in the kitchen fucking up the turkey!"
