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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

If orgens could talk

Aug 8, 2010 by mvonneumann
Body: Hey, there's our ex. Haven't talked to her in a while.
Brain: Yeah, maybe because she's crazy.
Penis: …In bed.
Brain: GOD DAMN IT. If you go anywhere near her, she'll be calling us for weeks.
Penis: It's better to be called for weeks then to be celibate for weeks.
Brain: I just… It's… You know what? Fuck you. You're always getting us into trouble.
Penis: How about this? We'll take a vote. All in favor say "Ay."
Brain: NAY.
Penis: Ay.
Alcohol: Ay.
Brain: SHIT. WHO INVITED YOU?
Alcohol: Body did… he's a great guy… you know that? He's really great… I mean… He's—
Penis: Look's like it's two to one. The ayes have it.
Brain: Fuck you all. I'm going to go hang out with Liver. He knows what an asshole alcohol is.
Body: Permission to engage?
Penis: Permission granted.

Comments

LMAOOOO cute
Sent by lala303,Aug 8, 2010
rofl
Sent by Brittney,Aug 8, 2010
LMAO
Sent by Johnsmith32,Aug 9, 2010

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