I am in the Tengaged Olympics, and the new game is about writing blogs. So I've decided for mine, I'm going to put up one of my sketches.
Narrator: Apple is sent into battle!
Apple does something cute. Maybe bordering on creepy.
Narrator: Melony is sent into battle!
Melony squirts a bunch of water out of her mouth.
Narrator: Apple uses INSULT
Apple: What the hell are you doing dumbass?
Narrator: It's not very effective... Melony uses WATER GUN
Melony: (squirts more water) We're pokemon! I'm a water-type!
Narrator: Melony's attack missed. Apple uses INSULT
Apple: You're not a water type, you're just retarded.
Narrator. It's not very effective... Melony uses COUNTER INSULT
Melony: Well at least children don't run in fear of my fat ass!
Narrator: Apple uses FLAIL
Melony: (while being smacked) OW!
Narrator: Melony uses WATER GUN
Melony squirts Apple in the face.
Narrator: Apple became confused by Melony's retardedness.
Apple's expression reflects this statement.
Narrator: Apple is confused! Apple attempts to use bitchslap, and hurts herself in confusion!
Apple slaps her own face.
Narrator: Melony is hit with recoil
Melony: Hey that's not how confusion works (is slapped)
Narrator: Melony uses TOURETTE'S
Melony: What the fuck is that about? A Pokemon hurting itself in confusion doesn't have a God damn recoil! That's bullshit! I demand my fucking five hit points back right fucking now you sexually transmitted abortion!
Narrator: But it has no effect on Apple. Apple is confused! Apple uses BITCHSLAP
Melony is bitchslapped
Narrator: Melony's HP is low! Melony drinks A RUM AND COKE
Melony: But not really since I'm only twenty (winks)
Narrator: Melony gains HP! Melony's defense increased! Melony is now confused
Melony: What the fu-
Narrator: Apple snaps out of confusion! Apple uses INSULT
Apple: Now that you're drunk I bet you're going to forget we're battling and go get another venereal disease for your collection.
Narrator: Melony is confused! Melony takes off her pants
Melony: What? They're tight!
Narrator: Melony trips while removing her pants! Melony passes out! Apple gains five experience points! Apple grows to level 6!
Apple: Yay!
Narrator: Apple can learn MOCK! But Apple only has room for four moves. Which move should be forgotten? Insult, Bitchslap, Flail, or Kindness
Apple: Definitely kindness!
