A Test for Only Smart People
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
> you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
> questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is:
> Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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> Correct Answer:
> Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
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> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> All the animals attend...except one.
> Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer:
> The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
> him in there.
> This tests your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
> you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There i s a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer:
> You jump into the river and swim across.
> Have you not been listening?
> All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
> of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but
> many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson
> Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
> most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Comments
OMG LOLZZZZZZZ I THINK I GOT 1 RIGHT XD
and it was this 1
> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
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> Correct Answer:
> The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
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> This tests your memory.
I was like uhmmmmmm the ellephant? I like guessed XD
and it was this 1
> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
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> Correct Answer:
> The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
> him in there.
> This tests your memory.
I was like uhmmmmmm the ellephant? I like guessed XD