In my castings, Micro[wave87] and I got bored. So we wrote a story. It starts with Micro, and then we alternated:
Soooo....once upon a time there was a microwave who collected lots and lots of keys...
But there was also a Slinky who WANTED lots and lots of keys....
but all slinky did was sit in the corner and cry, cause the microwave got every key that came by.
But Slinky wanted at least 2 keys, so she went to Micro's house and hid in his trees...
but she spotted by microwave and he grabbed his gun, with one pinpoint sniper shot slinky was done!
Slinky's brains scattered on the lawn. Luckily, she had a trick called 'respawn'
she rose from the dead as microwave screamed in fright, never would have thought he would see a zombie tonight!
Slinky lurched through his window and Micro cried in vain, Slinky was upon him, and eating his brain.
luckily genius micro had created a clone and it was he who was serving slinky his delicious dome!
Slinky nommed, on the cloned Micro's head,
it wouldn't be long til fake Micro fell dead.
With the clone gone micro no longer had to share his keys, he was finally free to do whatever he pleased
Slinky had one key, and she still wanted more,
such was the desire, for any key-whore.
Micro had only one thought as far as that goes, nobody would live you tried to take a key from under his nose
An epic battle was about to begin,
a fight to the death, could either one win?
Micro wasn't trying to fight a zombie at all, he instead jumped out the back and launched a fireball
Slinky dodged the fire, just by a hair,
and leaped down on Micro, and grabbed him with a glare.
But then a new post was made which halted their rage,
as this post was made by a user called Tengaged.
They both stared in hope, and released from the grapple, as the item appeared.....shit, it's an apple.