im 16. and im sitting in math class. And i feel the urge to shit. I ask my teacher to go amd the bitch says no. poop is starting to leave my anus. I need to think fast so i pull out my lighter and sets carpet on fire. everyone flips out. so i make my move to the bathroom. Im almost there, at the door whe i shit. The shit leavs my anus by force. I then take flight.Buildng still on fire and all my friends are dead. unable to control flight path and i begin spinning wildly. Fly around fire causing fire tornado. then the tornado goes over a lake and picks up all the water. My shit falls from the sky worldwide shitstorms. tornado over mountain. then it picks up the fucking mountain. Shot continues to rain.feels so embarrassed. I rip my own shit filled heart out and i throw it into the tornado. Tornado has earth, wind, water, fire, heart. by your powers combined i am Captain Planet
