one night i was trying to fall asleep. i was really tired and i could not fall asleep. So i look over to my right and i saw a stick figure.i got up and walk over to it and i picked it up. I didnt know what it was because it was really dark in my room. So i started to stick it up my butt. It felt amazing. It was the best feeling ever. Then all of the sudden i woke up and i was sticking my teachers iphone up my ass. I later got suspended for a day but my teacher gave me a A+ for the rest of the year.
John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're beautiful!" John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt." Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" John says, "No, that didn't really hurt." Pete says, "Then what did hurt?" John says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."
shes the reason why i hurdle. Lolo Jones i love her 
