tony wants a pony
he's my homie
always lonlie
he definitely supports Kony
he used to work for sony
but he quit
cuz hes a git
and quite the piece of shit
which is ironic
and iconic
because no one likes him
he is so dim
and not so slim
hes a schkin
has a pin
in his pants
and has a lot of rants
while growing his plants
he gets the cramps
hes a soon to be gramps
which is why he collects lamps.
foxox -
yo foxox is back
shes slack
has a nice rack
and her back
is so weird
listen deer.
shes nice
at a price
of 15 tengaged dollar
shell give u a hollar
maybe tug your collar.
or something else ;)
adam has a habit
of eating rabit
or maybe shark
he's a lark
and a nark
he makes no mark
on the earth
since his birth
he has no use
he's basically a duece
he's fucked a moose
it was soooo loose
now he ties the noose
to let him go
he is so low
all though he can blow
and has a nice mow
up for show
he's a little slow
so fuck u bro
princeromeo (adam's cousin)
Mark likes to park
his kart
at the mart
while throwing a dart
he may have just shart
he looks pretty cool
but dont be a fool
he skips school
to go to the pool
because he's a mule
and a tool
the girls hate him
the boys mate him
the teachers date him
hes a cunt and a munt and a shunt
but he likes to play
and lay
and stay
and pray
on little ****
their his toys
it's not his loss
hes a toss
kinda like ross
he is the equivelent to moss
chris is a miss
hes shit to kiss
but easy to dis
he's binging and cringing and stinging
but that's what u get
if u let
him go near you
he's gonna poo
on you
cuz hes a stupid coo
and doesnt know how to use the loo
hes the runt
cant even punt
chris thinks hes so cool
in his pool
with no pants on
he looks like ron
with yellow all around
hes bound
to have no friends
cuz he's made fun for his lens
and all his hens
in their dens.
he drinks glass clense
cuz hes so rough
and tough
so he only drinks duff
Chris is 15
and he is ever so keen
fink likes to drink
lots of ink
from the sink
it's always pink.
she'll ask for a link
to her favourite porn
while eating corn
and beeping her horn
then shell mow her lawn
and be torn
between guy and girl
shell give u a twirl
and wear a pearl
but then asked to be called mearl?
she has lice
but they're nice
and dont even bite
because they think that's right.
fink has a kite
but it doesnt go to flight
cuz it has a hole in it
it was lit
on fire by finkleshits clit.
Andy's a panzy
he loves randy
and hes always sandy
doesnt like candy
he hit mandy
with a stick
in the clit
then took a shit
and went to knit
hes a bit of a dit
some call him ick
but then again
thats andy
hes not very handy
but he's just so dandy ^_^
tartra -
Tarta is so lame
but who's to blame?
her mother?
or her brother
for getting raped
and then taped
to an electric pole
that they stole
she got given someone's mole
and some coal
to eat.
there was no seat
only some guy called pete
and he had no heat
only a sack full of meat
Marty68 -
When there's marty, there's a party
it's always fun
it's never dumb
but he likes the bum
while drinking some rum
and you know he will cum
he's always a laugh
but he's a bit daft
he tried to make a raft
while playing some minecraft
He's kinda a nerd,
he thinks he's a bird
and likes to follow the herd
he doesnt lie
and never says "hi"
and always has a cry
just before he has to say bye.
