10. EnragedBeauty - kinda what the pyramids look like from outer space
9. gagaluv - like a wet flannel hanging from the sink
8. brookie_cookie - maybe you're so VEIN because your tits are covered in them
7. princessteepee - now I get why you're called PrincessTeePee but i think PrincessTrafficCone is more appropriate
6. jenzie - like leather that needs stretching out
5 bluelagoon506 - a pair of hairy coconuts that make the sound of a galloping horse when the jiggle together
4. ladylizard - lady lizards lady lumps resemble old irish bald heads that shake violently every time she belches
3. @halloween - the definition of burger nipples (search it on google images)
2. valdamien - like 2 different sized cow-pats on your chest
1. lemonface - lemons look like planets compared to your two little grape titties
10. EnragedBeauty - kinda what the pyramids look like from outer space