Well, I am aware that my credibility is about equal to that of the page six of the New York Post, but I won't withdraw from saying what I believe. Even though I'm sort of flattered that someone would travel all the way to Tengaged Spain in order to try to act like me, I'm also sort of creeped out, and disappointed.
A) ew
B) what the fuck is 'bichz'
C) you did a poor job
So you can take those ugly last season Tory Burch flats you found in that clearance bin at KMART, and go walk the plank. I heard trash floats, so don't worry about drowning. You can also wash off that fake "Tengaged Spain" you put on your avatar, and find someone else to imitate. Haven't you heard? Class clashes with stalker.