When I was fourteen I dated this gal named Jinny Sue, and Jinny Sue was Catholic (go figure amirite) but anyways after four days of dating she texted me and asked me to walk to her house (we lived about a mile away) now keep in mind that I live in the middle of nowhere so there's a lot of farmland, well we met up and went into her cornfield and started making out, and this was my first time ever getting steamy with a gal, so I didn't know what I was doing. I went in to finger her and went in the first hole I could really feel, it was great and then I decided to lick my fingers to you know like "get the party going" when I tasted shit. I fingered her butt :( I broke up with her bc I was embarrassed and now she is married to a soldier. God Bless America