Because just looking at the bands in my spotify recommended and their names are like:
- Bitch Hunt
- Gender Chores
- Trash Boat
- Dog Park Dissidents
- Destroy Boys
- Slash Fiction
- Limp Wrist
And I just feel like my life would be 1000x cooler if I was in a band named any of these or anything like these. I wish I was the lead singer of "Bisexual Book Club" or "Angst Patrol", that'd be like awesome.
