Me: Guess what happened last night in my dreams.
Swampy: What?
Me: I had a dream that you were an old fat black lady that was a professor at my mom's college. And when I found out who you were we like hugged and stuff and became best friends.
Swampy: That's really embarrassing.
Me: For me or for you.
Swampy: For me.
Me: How? lol You aren't really an old fat black female professor are you?
Swampy: What if I am?
Me: Then we can be best friends!
Swampy: Ugh I'm kinda scared for my future now LOL
Me: haha...you should be safe. I think my subconscious was just backlogged. See, I watched Madea Goes to Jail and The Nutty Professor about a week ago
Me: Guess what happened last night in my dreams.