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At a wedding the other day...

Aug 17, 2022 by davidbutt
My sister was plucking the pedals of this rose, and i sprung into this mitch hedburg joke:

"I saw this girl, she was plucking the pedals and going 'He loves me - he love me not'. Thank god the flower can't talk  - what would it say?

F*ck that hurts.
F*ck that hurts as well...
F*ck leave me alone... I am no longer pretty.. and he loves you not!

I could have told you I have an even number of petals!!

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