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The davidbutt blog

Posts 15 posts

999 Karma Jun 25, 2023
i mean ffs...
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Some People's Avis look like Ben Drowned May 10, 2023
imageAnyone remember that from back in the day? That shit continued til like 2020
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At a wedding the other day... Aug 17, 2022
My sister was plucking the pedals of this rose, and i sprung into this mitch hedburg joke:

"I saw this girl, she was plucking the pedals and going 'He loves me - he love me not'. Thank god the flower can't talk  - what would it say?

F*ck that hurts.
F*ck that hurts as well...
F*ck leave me alone... I am no longer pretty.. and he loves you not!

I could have told you I have an even number of petals!!
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Grr Mouth Sep 2, 2020
I don't know how people pull it off, my Grr mouth makes my avi look scared rather than menacing.
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This is my brain Jul 30, 2020
imageme: so what do you do?
them: oh, I'm a dishwasher.
my brain:
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Black Level! Jun 13, 2020
Just got black level! thanks to my frat and everyone in that last castings :*
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