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Ducks Jul 27, 2009
imageThere is a duck in front of a duck, a duck in the middle of some ducks and a duck behind a duck.
:O
What is the minimum amount of ducks that there can be?
:O
Answer coming soon! lmaoo x
Points: 14 6 comments
Join a rookies!! May 6, 2009
imagePlease join a rookies im in game 8480, and theres nobody there! arrrg torture!
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Lilykitty! :D May 4, 2009
imageThis is Lily! She is 10 weeks old and scratches your face when you sleep! WOW! xP
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Joke, random :D May 2, 2009
A girl, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The girl said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the girl came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the girl answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the girl added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Funny questions and answers in court May 2, 2009
Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you.
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can''t remember which.
Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
:)
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
:)
Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
:)
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Points: 15 2 comments
Puzzling questions May 2, 2009
I was bored so I found these in a book and started putting them down!
:)
1) Is there another word for synonym?
2) If a tree falls in the forest but nothing or noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
3) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
4) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
5) Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
6) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
7) Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
8) Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of parachutes?
9) You know that little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they just make the whole plane out of the same substance?
10) Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
:)
LOL, i got really bored ;D
Points: 31 6 comments