Lmao this will be a rare once in a lifetime Cole Hausman appreciation blog.
Anyone who is a regular frookies player lately knows about the special relationship between myself and colehausman271. He is basically a gamebot with zero personality. I tend to say "shut up Cole" and "fuck you Cole" and people are usually entertained by our rivalry which consists me me drunkenly yelling in the corner and him saying "Cherita do you ever shut up?"
One positive thing that I do appreciate about Cole is that even though we fight, he never reduces to personal insults, like most people on this site do. I appreciate that. It's nice to have an adversary, and have it truly just be about games and game related stuff.
Anyway, tonight I decided to try something new, I over the top flirted with him, and I think it broke his robot brain, it was quite entertaining. COLE, WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME <3
That's just a fun aside, getting to my real compliment. Enjoy this, because as I said, one time thing, will not do it again, but I got to kind of watch the game as an outsider while I was playing, and it was completely obvious to me everything that was happening, and it was extremely not obvious to the people playing with them.
I won't name and shame them because they're my friends and anyone who cares that much can click the game, but I saw Cole manipulate the fuck out of two people and they still fell for it. I informed the final 6 HoH (the one person I was 100% loyal to, love you <3) that he had to nominate Cole on the rare occurance he was without veto, I was ignored, he put me up, I took my 6th, my friend followed me out the door, and my dear lover Cole Hausman sits in the final two, and for the first time ever I'm totally voting him and not feeling bitter about it. Congrats, bro.
Ihearyourhot another user and I usually argue in a sort of fun way. Last night I trolled him by pretending to be in love with him instead, and it was entertaining for all parties in the game. Also, rare occurence, I admitted he played well and deserved a win.
