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borncofan7

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  1. Idiot #9- Annoying Spammer
  2. Idiot #8: Jersey Shore Guy
  3. Idiot #7: Movie Guy
  4. Idiot #6: Stupid Verification Code
  5. Idiot #5: Calzone Stealer
  6. Idiot #4: White Liar Kid
  7. Idiot #3: Sir Flexs A Lot
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Idiot #9- Annoying Spammer Jul 27, 2010
For the past few days I've gotten this same exact email.

"I'm a no brian pooopy gays sex breath I'm a no brian pooopy gays sex breath I'm a no brian pooopy gays sex breath I'm a no brian pooopy gays sex breath"

This dude has made about five different email accounts sending the same exact thing. If I get another one I'm going to scream.
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Idiot #8: Jersey Shore Guy Jul 13, 2010
I grew up in New Jersey and moved down south. So whenever I talk to people I get the same response. Here it is.

Me: Hey, what's up?

Idiot: You're not from around here are you?

Me: No, I'm from New Jersey.

Idiot: New Jersey huh? I bet you watch the Jersey Shore.

Why? Just because I'm from New Jersey I should automatically like the Jersey Shore? What the hell? I swear to god if some ask me that again I'm gonna lose. Well, I'll just be pissed. Not the paint my face blue and go around screaming at people, lose it.
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Idiot #7: Movie Guy Jul 2, 2010
Have you ever seen a movie where the hero was about to kill the villain but he can't because they're somehow related. That doesn't make any sense this guy had no problem killing over people that he didn't know that he was related to.

Think about it we're all technically related leading all the way back to the first person to ever walk on the earth. So this is how the movie should have gone.

Hero 1: Go ahead Mike, finish him off!

Hero 2: I just can't!

Hero 1: Why the hell not?

Hero 2: Do you know who this is?

Hero 1: Who?

Hero 2: This is my 6,456th cousin.

Hero 1: God, I'd never want to see the man who would kill his 6,456th cousin.

Great isn't it? I'm think about pursuing a career in Hollywood.
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Idiot #6: Stupid Verification Code Jul 1, 2010
imageI was going to sign up for site when they asked to fill out that blurry verification code. That's total bull, I mean who types in blurry, unreadable letters. Than when I screwed up on it the site gave me some smart answer like, "Huh, I guess you're no human." Okay, fine I'm not human. I'm a robot. I'm a robot that wants to comment on you're post about the Denver Broncos. See we robots are mistaken. We don't want to take over the world, be want to post on forums about survivor, and cooking.
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Idiot #5: Calzone Stealer Jun 30, 2010
I was at the mall the other day just chilling when I was hungry (go figure). So I decided to go over and eat a delicious calzone. There was one other guy in front of me, but there were three calzones. I didn't think anything of it. Than the guy ask for his order how many calzones does this guy order? One? No. Two? No. Three? Of course he does, why else would I be writing this. So I ended up settling for pizza while I watched this guy eat two of them than throw half of the third one away.

"Damn you, Calzone Stealer."
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Idiot #4: White Liar Kid Jun 29, 2010
About 99.99% (Hell, if Germ-X can do it so can I) of us all know a white kid who tries to act black. They walk around with their strut and tell amazing ridiculous lies. For example this kid says he's been in a gang, been shot, and stole a celebrities girl. After telling those three lies I immediately wanted to smack him in the face. Want know how I know this lies all the time? If you don't, than too bad. Every time we ask him a question he looks at us than says, huh? And no we're not talking in a low voice, or have bad accents, etc. This guy is just a liar.

That is all.
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