U R IN UR MOTHERS BASEMENT SWEATING COS U ATE 2 MUCH DONUT BUT UR SO FAT THAT U LOVE SALT N U COLLECT THE SWEAT IN A GLASS AND DIP UR FRIES INTO IT AND THEN DRINK IT AND UR UNDERWEAR IS SOAKED WET AND IT STINK LIKE A ZOO DOWN THERE IN UR BASEMENT
U HAVENT BEEN UPSTAIRS INTO THE SUNLIGHT IN SO LONG U DIDNT RELISE UR MOTHER MOVED HOUSE COS OF THE STINK AND THE NEW PPL THAT MOVED INTO THE HOUSE LOCKED THE DOOR COS THEY ARE SCARED OF THE FAT RAT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE (U)
U SWEATY OLD TROUT GO AND GET SOME SUNLIGHT N CLEAN UR KEYBOARD IT TURNED ORANGE FROM ALL THE CHEETOS U EATED
