THE BORING/SEMI- LIKABLE TIER
16th: John Raymond- Boring
15th: Jed Hildebrand- Boring, but less boring than John because he lasted longer and was kind of a huge fail.
14th: Erin Collins- Out of the Sook Jai 4 who I absolutely adore, she was the most consistently boring. I randomly kind of like her though.
13th: Tanya Vance- Really random, but I like her a lot. Might have to do with Lanza's All Star stories but idc, she was adorable.
12th: Stephanie Dill- Boring for the most part, but she had her moments.
THE EVERYONE ELSE TIER
11th: Ken Stafford- I really like Ken for some reason, I can't really place my finger on it but I really enjoyed him and he's kind of a unique character. His moments with Robb were fantastic and he was kind of a subtle badass, like I said before the Sook Jai 4 are all great as a group and that might be part of the reason I like him so much.
10th: Jan Gentry- Jan is amazing, the No Shit Sherlock scene is imo one of the top 10 funniest scenes in Survivor history, she was hilarious with the animal funerals and etc. but overall she wasn't very present in the season, really did enjoy her though.
9th: Penny Ramsey- Penny failing to get to Chuay Ghan with her sweetness and everyone hating her was hilarious, everyone constantly trashing her and calling her manipulative while the only scenes we got to imply that was a montage of her talking to Chuay Ghan was gold. She herself isn't too interesting, but her impact on the season is.
8th: Ted Rogers. Jr- Drunk Ted is fucking gold, Rapist Ted is fucking gold, normal Ted is meh, his narration kind of bored me but I still really liked him for some reason. And him at that reward with Helen was fucking hilarious. Thailand is really one of the funniest seasons.
7th: Shii Ann Huang- A lot of people are kind of turning on her but I think she was one of the bigger characters of the pre-merge, all of Sook Jai's scenes kind of revolved around her or Robb and she was the narrator of Sook Jai for the most part. She has a few good quotes and is very well spoken and I know some people aren't fans of it but the Fake Merge screwing her over is one of my personal favorite story lines. Her talking in proverbs < 3 her rivalry with Robb < 3
6th: Ghandia Johnson- Her barking < 3 her yelling and karate chopping trees < 3 everything about Ghandia is lolworthy.
5th: Jake Billingsley- Jake being the sweetest person of the cast yet also completely playing the game with Chuay Ghan and making multiple alliances and trying his hardest to get into their social dynamics is amazing, Jake is the nicest person of the cast and I love him a lot. He has a lot of heart warming scenes but then again he's also a complete game player which a lot of people overlook, he's not just sweetness.
4th: Brian Heidik- He's actually a great character, I don't know, I expected to bored by him but his sociopathic ways are entertaining and his confessionals are actually hilarious, more than just a gambot. The way Helen trusted him and how much that is shown through the season makes her backstab really ruthless, one of the more underrated vote offs in my opinion and it's the shining example of how much Brian really mindfucked everyone out there.
3rd: Rob Zbacknick- Mildly douchy and idiotic in the first few episodes and then one of the best turnarounds and redemption story arcs ever in his boot episode. Robb was hilarious at the beginning and by the end heartwarming.
2nd: Clay Jordan- So underrated, him dealing with Jan is fantastic, him in general is fantastic. Clay is fantastic and when you rewatch Thailand you need to look out for him because he's gold in every scene he's in.
1st: Helen Glover- Helen is one of the best narrators ever, she is a godly Survivor contestant and I just enjoyed her throughout the season.
Sorry for the sucky write ups, tired af. #Survivor
Comments
yerg shit i never saw this. Jan was ROBBED and Rob has 2 b's!!!!!!
