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  1. Top trending? How?
  2. Do What U Want With My Body!
  3. Hurricanes are like women
  4. I have a dream
  5. Upvote for no reason.
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  11. PYN if you
  12. Draw me like one of your
  13. Hold on for a sec
  14. Like if you agree
  15. New song: Tik Tok California Gurl$
  16. OMG! ISNT THIS SO F*CKING ALIKE?
  17. X Factor S. 3. 4 slots left!
  18. ''Phone Jokes''
  19. Good Day
  20. The Worlds First Camera, Then Explain To Me...
  21. I Dont Want To!!!
  22. The Moment When Your Mom Says...
  23. Justin Bieber Isnt...
  24. Having haters...
  25. Skyrim!!
  26. Steve Jobs Is DEAD
  27. Rookies - Final 5, first time!
  28. If you were an animal...
  29. Please Join Survivor
  30. My first SURVIVOR
  31. I'm scared
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  34. hey, What do you prefer?
  35. Gift Away Special #1
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Posts 74 posts

Hold on for a sec Jul 6, 2012
Like Jenna once said: blame it on the alcohol.
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Like if you agree Jul 6, 2012
Who would like me to post some derp & derpina Memes everyday? like if you agree. I will not spam memes but I'll post maybe 3-5 everyday or less if you want too.
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New song: Tik Tok California Gurl$ Jul 5, 2012
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OMG! ISNT THIS SO F*CKING ALIKE? Jul 5, 2012
Its like the original track o.o
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X Factor S. 3. 4 slots left! Jul 5, 2012
Join the group now and compete. 4 slots left ^^
http://www.tengaged.com/group/3364
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''Phone Jokes'' Jul 5, 2012
Based on the message on how to deal with stockbrokers who try to sell you
their garbage by calling you right before lunch break, here is a similar
story based on one very boring afternoon at home with a Long-Distance
Company .

RING RING RING
Me: Hello?
SM: Hello, I am Gern Blanston representing the Flint Long Distance company. How are you today, sir?
Me:  Fine.
SM: May I ask you what type of long distance company you are using?
Me:  Duuuh... I duuno....
SM: You don't know? Well how would you like to be hooked up with the best
    sattelite phone network of the 80's? We use-
Me: Duh, sure. Can I call my friend from, uh, far away?
SM: Er, yes. Our long distance service uses the best-
Me:  He lives in Pango Pango...
SM: Yes, I see. Well you can call your fried overseas at a rate you'll-
Me: He has a lizard you know... his name is Ralph.
SM: I see, well you can-
Me: Ralph the lizard. He is green and sits in a tree.
SM: Well-
Me: A palm tree... with lots of, uh... leaves.
SM:  Well, you will save money by using our new optical-
Me: Save money? Really?
SM: Of course! And if you-
Me: Well, how much is it per yard?
SM: Pardon me?
Me: How much is it per yard. Pango Pango is pretty far away from here...
SM: Well, I never really thought about it that way, but I can assure you-
Me: Will you have to drill a hole in my roof?
SM: Ah, no. You see, it works like this-
Me: 'Cause my friend Tom got one of them black dishes that you put on your
    roof... and then he fell off and hurt himself real bad...
SM: Well, we don't actually come to your house-
Me: Crushed his wife's poodle. Flattened him right out, he did...
SM: If you could give me a minute to explain the proceess-
Me: Did I tell you I had a friend in Pango Pango?

I kept doing this act for about 20 minutes before the guy just finnaly gave me
his number to call him back. That salesman hung on like a pit bull! I guess
he must have thought I was so stupid, he would eventually sell me something.
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