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Willis

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Posts 143 posts

ThisBitchWantsFriendship? Nov 22, 2009
NOVEMBER 22, 2009

THE RYLEE-WILLIS CONTRACT

On this day, November 22, 2009, Willis will become best friends with Rylee, for a simple price of 1 dollar a day, 2 dollars for every holiday there is in the year.

Willis will be permitted to be using backward smileys [(:] Like so.

Rylee is not allowed to PMS at Willis, even if it could occur to be his time of the month, if that is the case Willis is permitted to take a day off, but still get the salary he desires.

During the time Rylee signs this contract, Willis and Rylee will become best friends, and thus beocming better "Braahs." Together they will venture forth into Lady Gaga's Bath Haus. and there they will find exciting chicks and maybe take them home for the night.

They will venture forth into Gerard Butler's house and pick up a scottish accent from spending a full day with thim

FURTHERMORE . . .

They will have a complete and awesome eurotrip, that's totally bitchin and everyones fucking jealous about.

IF RYLEE FEELS AS IF HE IS ABLE TO AGREE TO THE TERMS ABOVE, HE MAY SIGN HERE

x_________________

AND HERE

x_________________

IF WILLIS FEELS THE TERMS ABOVE ARE NEGOTIABLE AND WOULD LIKE TO ATTEMPT THEM FOR A DAY OR TWO, HE MAY SIGN HERE

X________Willis Nguyen______
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HouseN°84 [DeathToSmoochy] Nov 21, 2009


BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS BBS

Fuck yes!

I got second in my castings game, so that's extra excitement (:
I feel Fucking HONORED!

Yeeeah Brah.
Points: 12 1 comments
I love Papalicious. Nov 21, 2009
He is a like a young fruit nectarine dancing in the wind.

His Sweet

Juicy

Tender-loving.
Piece of .

Mouth-Watering

Sprinklers (:
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oh my GOD. [Dimmakamunikation] Nov 19, 2009
Russell.

Russell.

Russell.

Thursday

Russell.

Fucking.

Champ.

YOU ARE KILLING ME GIRL
Points: 25 2 comments
HOMEWORK GIGANTOR. Nov 18, 2009
imageEvery day. I spend like 3 hours on working on homework that usually should've been done like 5 hours ago.

I love procrasting, it's quite a talent. BUUT.
I guess My homework habits are quite bad.

So I've made a poem:
HOMEWORK OH HOMEWORK
WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME?
HOMEWORK OH HOMEWORK
JUST LEAVE ME BE!

I hate you all day
Hate with all my might
I'm just too lazy
to do you at night!

Distractions get in the way
But I guess that's okay.
Because it gets me entertained
With only internet to blame. :\

Damnit. I have to go do homework now.
Points: 22 4 comments
StereoImages [HowTheFuckDoYouDoIt] Nov 17, 2009
imageI dont' get it. I just fucking stare at the two eyes. I read the description. "If you are able to stare past the two eyes, and merge them into one, you should be able to see the image 3-D"

WHAT THE FUCK.
HOW THE FUCK DO I STARE PAST TWO EYES ON MY MONITOR?
DRILL HOLES?
I NEED SUPERMAN XRAY VISION TO DO THIS SHIT.
I hate people who can do this ):<
I can't even get the image to go 3-D. I just stare at it, and then there's apparently you can get it 3-D by cross eyeing it.
I did. It didn't work, so I tried, and i held my cross eyed vision for 10 minutes.
Now everything in my sight is blurry. and I tend to see purple dots in my eyes.

I'm going blind.
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