When I was on call with dean and he told me that his girlfriend at the time IwishIhadalife was wanting to buy them a house and start a family even though they weren't out of high school yet.
Apparently she wanted to get pregnant and was trying to stop him from using protection. He ended up breaking up with her at the drive thru of McDonald's as she argued with him because she said that he couldn't get a Big Mac because Big Macs were known for stunting male fertility.
