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all the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick

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i watched glee finally... Dec 15, 2009
i didn't think the first half was all that great and thought it'd go into the black hole with drop dead diva (RIP) but i liked the last half and will check it out again. looks set to be a good show :)
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so UK temperatures are set to drop below zero Dec 15, 2009
snow might be arriving throughout the week
they're worried that there might not be enough grit for the roads
and all i'm wondering is
where the fuck is global warming actually happening? cos all i know is i am so freezing and always am :(
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i made a little girl cry - I AM AWESOME Dec 14, 2009
i was in the library earlier and this little girl comes up to me. i don't really like kids all that much anyway so i just sort of smiled and got back to what i was reading and then she says "you're not allowed to read that one" and tries to take it off me. i was like "who are you with?" and she goes "my sister" and i said "well can you go and find her then?"
she still didn't budge and then tries to take it again. i was like "MOVE YOURSELF, YOU'RE ANNOYING ME" and she starts crying and runs off :O:O (actually, i wasn't all that shocked, i was just glad i was left in peace.)

and that was jay's good deed for the day :D
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job interviews and slashed faces Dec 14, 2009
i have a job interview later today
so wish me luck, i wanna get it. i think i'll get it.
in other news:
some randomer who i sort of know said i was going to get chelsea smiled for my actions O_O
idk what actions they are talking about, i haven't done anything bad and don't owe anything to anyone
sooo, if i'm suddenly not on for a while i'm either busy with work or trying to sew my mouth back together :\
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this is something for the fellas that like other fellas Dec 13, 2009
all them other haters they just be jealous
and if you're feelin this put your hands up
and shout it:
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if olly wins the x factor tonight Dec 13, 2009
i'm going to kill myself
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