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UnicornGoddess98

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  1. Taking a Break
  2. Miss Lopunny
  3. Do You Like Danganronpa?
  4. I NEED NEGS
  5. Burn in hell
  6. WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF FALLING????
  7. Sure hun
  8. Thank You
  9. Lesson's with Midori: Another GIF!
  10. Lesson's With Midori: Call out Blogs
  11. Lesson's With Midori: Cheese Puffs
  12. Lesson's with Midori: Cher
  13. Lessons With Midori ft Satsuki Ando: Fire Safety
  14. Lessons with Midori: RPDR Edition
  15. Lessons With Midori: How to Handle a Tsundere
  16. Lessons With Midori: Rollerskating Edition
  17. #Kokume
  18. Lessons With Midori 3
  19. Lessons With Midori 2
  20. Iconic Quote 2
  21. Iconic quote
  22. Thank YOU!
  23. #Liliyou
  24. #Mioshi
  25. Lesson's with Midori
  26. #Justice4Koemi
  27. Willam
  28. Pokemon Drag Queens Requests: Wailord
  29. Pokemon Drag Queens: Swadloon (Last one)
  30. Pokemon Drag Queens: Elekid
  31. Pokemon Drag Queens: Xatu
  32. Pokemon Drag Queens: Umbreon
  33. Pokemon Drag Queens: Qwuillfish
  34. Pokemon drag queens: Excadrill (ms paint)
  35. Koellum
  36. RP
  37. My Family
  38. Monster Musume
  39. November 6th @ 1pm EST
  40. Koemi Jackson

Lesson's With Midori

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Posts 67 posts

Lessons With Midori ft Satsuki Ando: Fire Safety Jan 20, 2017
imageHello everyone! We have a special guest with us today! My daughter Satsuki Ando....She and I are going to tell you about fire safety.

1) Keep your children away from the fire...fires....all of it...Satsuki honey put thAT MATCH DOWN NOW!

2)...Don't let your children die...it's not really fire related but...it's worth taking note...

3) Don't burn the soup

4) Make sure you put Aloe Vera on the burns

5)....Just...stay away from fires...

XOXO
~Mama Midori
Points: 38 12 comments
Lessons with Midori: RPDR Edition Jan 19, 2017
imageHello my children it is I, Midori, mother of....multiple dead children! I'm back again to talk about...Rupaul's Drag Race!

From what I know it is a competition where Drag Queens out do each other, become snakes, fight over fabrics, and are very shady...but how do you require such shade? No it is not literal...more like a sassy comeback! I think the show is very progressive and educational about the LGBT+ community in which my two sons Tito and Toshi are very well acquainted.

But all in all my favorite Queen would be...Raven!
Points: 40 3 comments
Lessons With Midori: How to Handle a Tsundere Jan 16, 2017
imageHello everyone! Do you know a tsundere personally? Or just met one? Are you friends a tsundere? Well here's how to handle them...

1) Tell them they need to have passion!
2) Make sure that you give them an offering...treat them like Satan!
3) Don't kill them...if you do you'll never know why they became a tsundere in the first place :(

*Helpful tips*
Tsundere's aren't assholes and bitches because they want to be...this only accounts for about 86%

Tsunderes do show love...bhy the last episode of the anime

They don't like soup
Points: 58 5 comments
Lessons With Midori: Rollerskating Edition Jan 9, 2017
imageSo I was requested for this one and I must say....you need to stop you're the only one that reads these...Anway I have never rollerskated in my life...but...you have to have balance...passion...and not fire...so try your best and don't die. Hugs and kisses XOXO

~Midori Ando
Points: 45 4 comments
#Kokume Jan 9, 2017
image#Kokume spread the shit le fire you know what to do!
Points: 33 1 comments
Lessons With Midori 3 Dec 30, 2016
image"Dear Midori, how do you handle a situation where your best friend has dissociative fugue and is actually a different person where they don't even remember you?"

...You accept them for who they are and fuck them by the lake as their other personality's ex watches and cries running away
Points: 68 4 comments
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