Panda wakes up from his 3-year coma in the hospital. He asks a nurse what's going on. The nurse tells him "You're being injected with... uh... sleeping juice?". The panda, confused, asks "what?". The nurse comes out and says "You're being euthanized". The panda, freaked out, runs away and jumps through the window. He runs across the street where a car almost hits him and seventy-three cars run him over. Literally, they all run over him one by one, seven times each. After that, three helicopters crash and explode on top of him and four missiles are dropped on him. He walks out of the hospital with one Dora the Explorer bandage on his right arm.
