Panda wakes up from his 3-year coma in the hospital. He asks a nurse what's going on. The nurse tells him "You're being injected with... uh... sleeping juice?". The panda, confused, asks "what?". The nurse comes out and says "You're being euthanized". The panda, freaked out, runs away and jumps through the window. He runs across the street where a car almost hits him and seventy-three cars run him over. Literally, they all run over him one by one, seven times each. After that, three helicopters crash and explode on top of him and four missiles are dropped on him. He walks out of the hospital with one Dora the Explorer bandage on his right arm.
That fasting had great people and some annoying people but I made final 3 with two great people... Jordan and eli. Jordan and I were in an alliance with someone else but eli came into the alliance for f3 after our guy left. I wasn't originally a part of Jordan and eli's plan to be in f3 but my amazing skills of comedy came out and got me a spot. Jordan and I had a funny story going on in the game and tat started this...
After the Panda tripped over the stick, he banged his head and became homeless. So, he went to his friend to live with them but they said "Hell nah" so he was sad. He lived on the streets with his new family, Burt and Burt's moustache. Two kind pandas came over to them one day and gave them money. Fifteen days after that, the same two pandas come over and offer Burt and the Panda to live with them. The Panda lives happily for the next sixteen weeks. After sixteen weeks, he trips on a stick and lands in a coma for the next three years.
The panda wakes up from a 10 year coma. He realizes that he is alive. He looks at his Iphone to see the date and time and realizes it's December 6th 2024. He's shocked so he runs out of the hospital to find his wife, Carol. He finds her with another one, except it's a Koala. He begins crying and a few minutes later, he sees that Carol and her husband have two kids. He smiles as he realizes that she's happy. He walks over to her. She sees him and breaks down crying. She runs over and hugs him. Her husband, Kenny asks who it is. After a while, he leaves her happy and him happy as well. He trips over a stick.
The Panda woke up realizing he's not actually dead. He begins walking around thinking about that until he falls down the stairs dying and killing 5 people. Animal abuse or Manslaughter?
The Panda woke up realizing he's not actually dead. He begins walking around thinking about that until he falls down the stairs dying and killing 5 people. Animal abuse or Manslaughter?