I am calling for a full audit of all ballots cast in the stars pollbox this week! Clearly iSandeh is working with RADICAL LIBERAL Nancy Pelosi to alter the vote totals. You're telling 59.8% of people voted to save that faggot? Something is fishy -- RIGGED POLLBOX!
BY A LOT! In my next term I PROMISE:
- We will finish building the great big firewall and make the mediocre white gays pay for it!
- We will create thousands of very high paying shitposting jobs for our troops, the hardworking bloggers of tengaged.com!
- We will pass legislation for new tengaged updates that low-energy randomize refuses to deliver! WHERE ARE THE NEW COLOR LEVELS, CARLOS?
Many of you know Adam as mathboy9 but despite the fact that his username says he is a "math boy", leaked documents have confirmed to me that he in fact FAILED his calculus final this semester! What else is Adam hiding? I am directing the Attorney General to open an investigation immediately. A total disgrace -- not cool! #StoptheSteal
I have just struck a deal with the Biden campaign -- we will cease all lawsuits immediately and in return we get 1 electoral vote for every time iSandeh has lost Opolis Reality Series! A tremendous deal -- FOUR MORE YEARS!
No I am not talking about Pennsylvania or Nevada but rather the number of times IceBeast has ruined a group game at the behest of a mediocre white gay! Very depressing numbers that I don't want to see -- get a life loser!
Another lie by the failing New York Times! I was infected with a moderate case of Gamebot's Disease by J2999 and will be quarantining while I ride out the main symptom of playing 200 group games at a time! SOCIAL DISTANCING!
