I'm having the worst case of gas I've had in YEARS.
I don't even know why, I haven't had any gaseous products...well, except that egg in my breakfast wrap. But that little amount of eggs shouldn't be producing THIS MUCH GAS.
Literally.
I'm gagging and choking as I write this. It's toxic.
I counted the last 3 minutes, how many times I farted.
About 60.
You know how bad air smells after 60 farts?
HORRIBLE.
It's ridiculous.
PASS THE BEANO, PRONTO.
(I'm the real weapon of mass destruction - butt blast cannon!)
I'm having the worst case of gas I've had in YEARS.