Squidward doesn't take shit from no one. Even if it costs him his job. He has a fun-loving neighbor, but he's too busy being a badass to care. He isn't afraid to tell Spongebob and Patrick to shut the fuck up when he's playing the most badass musical instrument in the world; the clarinet.
#9 - Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan is the American dream. Too bad I'm Canadian. But anyway, he's everything a man would ever want to be. He has the muscles, the ladies, and who could forget that badass mustache. But even besides his looks, he's achieved so much. He's arguably the best wrestler ever and definitely the most badass.
#8 - Zach Rance
I'm on Tengaged. I gotta have something Big Brother related. Zach Rance said what he want when he wanted. He made cuddling with men and wearing pink hats cool. He made gay the new straight. If that isn't badass, then I don't know what is.
#7 - Doctor Krieger
You probably don't watch Archer. It's a very underrated show. Anyway, in this show, there's a scientist named Krieger. Even though he's a genetic clone of Hitler, we still love him for his total badassery. He's not afraid to kill people and he's able to create cyborgs and android. How fucking cool is that? Plus, he's the founder of Fort Kickass.
#6 - Gibby from iCarly
I don't know his last name. I think he doesn't have one. He's too badass for that. If you've never seen iCarly, then you've missed out on Gibby. Gibby was the fat friend of Carly. His favorite hobby was running around shirtless and showing his gigantic 9-year-old manboobs to the world. What a badass.
#5 - Kumar Patel
Harold & Kumar is the best stoner movie trilogy of all time. Actually, I think it's the only stoner movie of all time, but still. Kumar was the awesome friend of Harold who loved smoking his ass off. Harold was more of a stuck-up retard before Kumar teached him his ways. He's done so many badass things that I can't list them. But trust me, there's a lot of 'em.
#4 - Kenny Hotz
Kenny Hotz starred in a Canadian comedy reality competition TV show called Kenny vs Spenny. Spenny was a fucking down syndrome pedophiliac rapist child molestor who thought that the best way to win was by sticking to the rules. What Kenny did was the exact opposite. He cheated as much as he possibly could and won almost every competition. He showed Spenny wrong. And that's badass.
#3 - Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman isn't afraid to hates people's religions and races even if society thinks it's wrong. Cartman doesn't give a shit about society. He only cares about himself. And that's what a badass does. One time, Cartman killed his nemesis's parents, took their ashes, and blended them in chilly. He then fed the chilly to his nemesis. So he ate his dead parents. Fucking badass.
#2 - Robin
Batman gets all the credit but think about how many times Batman could of died without Robin. Think about how many times the Joker could of took over Gotham if Robin wasn't there. Batman thinks dressing up in all black is cool, but Robin shows people that being gay is okay!
#1 - Bender
I'm talking about the robot from Futurama. I would give a better description, but it would be so badass that it would get me banned from this site, put in jail, and bombed by ISIS for badassery overload.
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Thanks for reading my list. Comment who you think should of made the list.
Before we start, I have to say that I'm not allowed on this list, since I would fill every position. Other than that, anyone else can be on this list.