Anybody who answers the (objectively very dumb) jury question of “how are you going to spend the money?” honestly. I was never the biggest Dr. Will stan but when Bunky asked how much he would give to charity on BB2 as a smug gotcha, Will replying “absolutely nothing” was probably his finest moment.
I think if I had to answer this question my honest reply would be “none of your business” but in the interest of not losing a jury vote I’d say something like “I’m donating every penny to the SurvivorFan37 retirement fund” or something along those lines.