I have decided to take it upon myself to list some activities to make some of the angrier tengaged users happier, or at least calmer.
1. Complete an escape room. I find that anger can be used to channel determination, leading you to get out of a room you're locked in by solving puzzles quickly.
2. Meditate. As an avid meditator (meditater? Meditatee? Idk) I find that this helps calm me down after a particularly irritating league of Legends game, or after a smelly person takes up two seats on a bus.
3. Watch old cartoons. Who the hell stays angry when bugs bunny is in the picture? Heartless people, that's who.
4. Volunteer at your local fire department. Let your hatred for your landlord fuel your hatred for fires as you help save lives in the process.
5. Have sex with your enemy's significant other. If possible have it filmed.
6. Sit by a fireplace in a bath robe with a nice book. I like bath robes, they soothe the soul.
7. Become a cyber man. This way you cannot experience anger, or any other emotion. Though you still have outlets to kill people, so do with that as you will.
8. Eat some hot wings. Make sure they're good hot wings. Good hot wings act as a cooling agent when the psyche is overheated. Ironic, I know.
9. Have a bath. Having a nice hot bath will melt your troubles away. For added affect, you may add bath salts, a bath bomb, or your enemy's significant other to enhance the bath experience. Be sure to use your nice bath robe after exiting to tub. I like bath robes.
10. Make a video discussing the reproductive activities of the common giraffe. I don't know if this'll help, but I'll appreciate it.
11. Go on a date with Brodster2321 and then write a blog about it. Don't think I've forgotten about our date, brodster. You owe me a kangaroo.
And that's my list! Please offer any additional ideas in the area below.
