So as Brodster2321 and myself arrived at our chosen restaurant, I was puzzled. First of all, he said that he had wanted to go to a high class establishment, in order to prove to his siblings that he was able to carry a sufficient amount of swagger. How Denny's counts as a high class establishment is beyond me, perhaps we grew up in different cultures.
As we sat down, the waitress took our order. She had a high pitched voice and interrupted many of her own statements with the word "like". This annoyed us both. After we had finished ordering, I noticed that he didn't order an appetizer. Not to say that I was upset at this discovery, but I felt cheated, because I agreed to pay for drinks. I noted that he would not be getting more than his current Long Island Iced Tea.
We began to converse about our family lives, and he continuously brought up the fact that he was an executive at a preserves factory. This wasn't the best career move, surely, but it was interesting enough to warrant a conversation at least. I interjected by talking about Skyrim, to which he said that I was fucking with his head. We switched to water at this time.
The dinner ran its natural course, and he paid the waitress. The tip was small, but made enough sense to me as well. As we left the restaurant, we did not kiss, because neither of us were feeling it at the time. I asked if I could call him, he said no.